THE PIMPIN' LOUNGE 2005

So, you wannabe a pimp? Well, you certainly came to the right place bitch! Here at "THE PIMPIN' LOUNGE" you'll be able to learn all you need to know to be a successful hootchie resource manager.

To the casual observer this line of work may appear to be an easy, but don't let appearances fool you! Movies like Dolemite make pimpin' seem all glamorous and shit, but it's hard work! I'm up at the break of dawn, smokin' crack and turning' out my sleepy ho's before most people even wipe the crust outta their eyes. My pimp hand is strong, but sometimes when I'm working' it 24-7, I get carpal tunnel syndrome something' fierce. And currently my HMO don't cover the physical therapy I need.

If this stills sounds like a job you want to make a career of, keep reading, otherwise step da fuck off my page you punk-ass bitch! This site is packed full of vital information that will smooth your way into the world of Pimp-a-tood. The first thing that you must do is decide that this is the thing for you, and that you will be able to handle the responsibility.

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